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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

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  • SKU: vod554
  • UPC: 615629054077
Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml - Smooth American vodka with clean, crisp character.
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Description

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Bold spirit. Smooth finish. Wise Ass Vodka is an unapologetically premium American vodka that blends quality with character. Distilled for exceptional clarity and smoothness, this 80-proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn - perfect for sipping neat or mixing into standout cocktails. With its eye-catching label and playful personality, Wise Ass Vodka is as fun as it is refined.

  • Type: Ultra Premium American Vodka
  • Volume: 750ml
  • ABV: 40% (80 proof)
  • Origin: USA
  • Style: Smooth, clean, slightly creamy

Tasting Notes

Nose: Clean and crisp with subtle grain and mineral undertones.
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral with a silky, slightly creamy texture.
Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean—virtually no burn.

Why You'll Love It

  • Ultra-premium vodka crafted in the USA
  • Playful, bold branding with a premium taste
  • Perfect balance of smoothness and character
  • Versatile for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails

Perfect For

  • Classic cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, and Bloody Marys
  • Backyard BBQs, parties, or bachelor events
  • Gifting with a sense of humor and style

Wise Ass Vodka is more than just a spirit - it's a conversation starter, delivering premium quality with a bold personality in every pour.

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What makes Fine Wine House different from other retailers?

We specialize in rare, vintage, and luxury wines and spirits curated through decades of relationships with world-class producers. Our expertise and personalized service ensure every purchase is exceptional.

Do you carry collectible wines and spirits?

Yes. From first-growth Bordeaux to limited bourbon releases, Fine Wine House offers rare bottles for collectors and connoisseurs.

Are Fine Wine House products suitable for gifting?

Absolutely. Our engraved bottles, curated gift sets, and luxury packaging make for sophisticated and memorable gifts.

Does Fine Wine House offer nationwide delivery?

Yes. We deliver to most U.S. states in compliance with local laws, ensuring your bottles arrive safely and promptly.

Can I order in bulk for events?

Yes. We offer curated case deals for weddings, corporate events, and celebrations — ensuring elegance and value in every pour.

Do you have staff available for recommendations?

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Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

Wise Ass Ultra Premium American Vodka 750ml

MSRP: $22.99
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